...but I FINALLY saw Lost in Translation. Here are my thoughts...
1) It could've used just a LITTLE less "the Japanese are weird!" gimmicks. Look, we all know their quirks and points of genius, so why over emphasize it?
2) I want to be as naturally quick-witted and smartass-y as Bill Murray. Then again, so does everyone else.
3) I want to go to Japan. Then again, so does everyone else.
4) I miss being in love.
5) I was a damn fool for having said "Scarlett Johansson isn't all that" multiple times before I saw the film. A DAMN FOOL.