AGE
Immortal

LOCATION
Siberia

HOMETOWN
Trenches of Beleriand

OCCUPATION
Meat missle for harem

FAVORITE MUSIC
Rasputina, your mother moaning, the sound squishy eye sockets make when you drive icicles through 'em

FAVORITE MOVIES
The Adventures of Baron Munchausen, Faces of Death, anything with Nikki Tyler

FAVORITE BOOKS/AUTHORS
Decameron

FAVORITE ANYTHING ELSE
Planning the eradication of humankind, starting with emo kids

ADDITIONAL TIDBITS
They call me horsecock because I'm smart

CURRENT RAVES
Fisting llamas